CHAT ROOM GUIDELINES
First of All: We Don't Want Crap!
Language:I'll be honest. Those who swear are wannabes. They are the people who are searching for awesomeness, by using foul language, and end up being considered a weirdy and a lame-o when they grow up. And above all; nobody wants to hear that stuff. Or read it. Got that? You freaks out there that believe swearing cool and totally appropriate; go see a psychiatrist. Please. Do us all the favor.
| Sexual Crap:Go rinse your potty mouth, mister! That's NOT what we are here for! We don't want to hear all this stuff about you and your hot abs, how you made out with Carl behind the school, and we don't care about boobs! We are here for a reason, and that is NOT to hear about sexual stuff. Get a life, or get a bar of soap for your tongue!
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Play Nice:If you want to call someone a wienie, please, do it on your own chat room. If you want to give death threats, go get a warrant and show up at their house with whatever weapon. But don't come to us nagging on about so-and-so, how you just want to rip out Jimmy's eyeballs because he spilled milk on you today, or slice up Emily's limbs because she called you a loon today. Do that on your time, in your own place.
| Personal Lives:"Billy said I was cute today." "Jo John Jenkins Jr. asked me out." "I got mauled by a squirrel and then lost my bellybutton due to inner damage." WHO CARES?! Don't put that on our chat room, because you will be blocked, it will be deleted, and you will be shunned miserably. Forever. We don't want to know what's going on in your life, like your mom's bunion just popped today in a plane due to severe air pressure. That is not only gross, but unwanted. Shut up about your business, and simpky discuss about related topics.
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