Maddy:... Shut up Jeffery... What? Oh! We're starting the interview. He, he, sorry, I was yelling at Jeffery. What do you mean who's Jeffery? He's right over there... Where did he go? Never mind, my name is Maddy (duh)! Though you might consider me absent-minded I can be clever when I want to be. Maybe even a bit mature! Okay, forget that I said that last part. But I am smart- sort of.
Let's ignore that whole first paragraph. I have done scientific research on the "Alien Cat Issue". I call it the Mad-Kenzie Theory. Did you know that cat's were the first and only animals to domesticate themselves, basically they knew that humans were going to be the dominate species. They are geniuses in disguise. I know that you're thinking, what a freak! But when you're a slave to a mutant cat don't come crying to me. Okay, actually, PLEASE come crying to me, so I can say I TOLD YOU SO! - The eccentric Maddy Court | Kenzie:I founded the idea of Cat Aliens when I was in 3rd grade. But let's face it. I am messed up. I am a Cat Alien freak/fanatic, though an artsy, crafty girl. However, my insanity creates my entire picture.
Please be aware, that if you know me truthfully, you are informed that I am greatly in need of physiological help.Together, we can find my cure. P.S. I love horsies and GIRAFFES! *Wiggle!* P.P.S. I- am- your singing telegram. *BANG!* Die. P.P.P.S. I hope you are not frightened...and for the record, I hate clowns. If you tell me that you are clown for Halloween...well, don't stay out alone after dark... P.P.P-getting tired of typing P...If you like cereal and cartoons...and marshmallows, please...inform me immediately...we may be siblings...only closer... P.P.P.P. etc... If you think that all nerds should have the right of being on top of the food chain, please...speak with us...we know how you feel... I LIKE ALL-CHEESE BURRITOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOOO-RIII-TOOO!!!! (But burito in Spanish means DONKEY!!! I like all-cheese donkies! Oh goodness... O.o ) -The giraffe/cereal-loving Kenzie Davis |